Humpday Hootch: Free Tasting at Residual

Lamborn family tree from their fbook page. Awesome, right?

I've been absent. Are you tired of hearing that yet? I'm playing catch up from a very busy Thurs-Sun. Excuses excuses. Speaking of which, here's your excuse to drink in the middle of the week.

Residual Sugar (I swear they don't pay me! I just love them that much. They should really give me swag so I can pimp them out...) will be hosting a free tasting of Napa Valley's Lamborn Family Vineyards. Did I mention it was free? It's free. The owner of the winery, Brian Lamborn, will be pouring free samples of their 2006 and 2007 Cabernet and the 2008 Zinfandel, as well as a smattering of his Howell Mountain cult Cab.

Residual Sugar
1684 Locust St., Walnut Creek
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Lamborn Family Vineyards

What to Do This Weekend: 6/24-6/26

It's Pride Weekend! Weeeeee!! I'm a big fan of all things gay, a rabid fan of all things drag, and have never really turned down an opportunity to day drink, so I'll start this roundup with some Pride activities, and finish it up with other things to do this weekend if you don't feel like making it out to the city or seeing a few socks on penises. Sorry, I know the offerings are a little scant this week, but I'm going to try and roundup a list of places near the start of the parade where you can drink, and I also need to focus my efforts on making this Sunday up to D, who I promised a nice leisurely brunch.

PRIDE:
The official SF Pride website has a whole list of official pride events. Today/Tonight:  The 33rd annual Pride Concert, 12 hour dance marathon Ghettodisco at the Endup, and SF Trans March (3:30pm). Tomorrow: Mamas and Papas Pride Potluck Brunch (all families welcome), The San Francisco Men's Spanking Party over at the Power Exchange (boys only!), Sundance Saloon Pre-Pride Dance (yee-haw), Go Bang! Go Pride! disco party at Deco Lounge (free before 10pm, $2 PBR and $3.75 vodka crans). Sunday: Massive Dance Party for big and bear men at Mist Ultra Lounge. I had no idea how many random clubs and lounges there were until I looked at this list.
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Sunday, June 26:
Pride Parade: starts at 10:30am at Market Street and Beale and ends at Market and 8th Street. The theme this year is "In Pride We Trust." I'm trying to figure out a way to incorporate my afro wig into the celebration.
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Hard French's "Los Homos": An all day celebration, with live music on two stages from 2-10pm. At Public Works.
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Juanita More! Pride Party: 12 hours of DJ and performer entertainment. At Chambers Eat + Drink.
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Misc: if you buy a half dozen cupcakes from That Takes the Cake you will not only save $11, but also help raise money for Pride.

EVERYTHING ELSE:
Residual Sugar Anniversary (All Weekend): My all-time favorite wine bar (aka the only wine bar in WC) is celebrating its one year anniversary this entire weekend. Expect live music, wine raffles, and a $10 anniversary special that will land you a glass of wine, sampling of cheese and charcuterie, tasting of port, and a cupcake. Not too shabby...
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Oakland Zoo Walk in the Wild (Saturday): This is the zoo's biggest fundraising event of the year, which I guess explains the $150 price tag. Sections of the zoo are set up with tables from over 100 Bay Area vendors, where you can sample different food, wine, and beer from 5–8pm. Oliveto, Plum, and local brewery Ale Industries are some of the vendors to expect. Head over to Flamingo Plaza after gorging yourself to do a little dancing until 10pm, when it's presumably bedtime for everyone who can afford to go.
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Places to Take Mom This Mother’s Day

This list is not comprehensive, budget-friendly, or geographically diverse. It is, however, places I have either taken or plan to take my mom, always with beneficial results. These are the kinds of places to bring your parental on special holidays, or when you need to ask for money. Or both, when the check comes.

Va de Vi: Outdoor seating. Fountains. Clinking wine glasses. People laughing. Why is someone always laughing? I like to think that the waitstaff takes shifts chuckling mirthfully within earshot of the outdoor diners. NOT TOO LOUD NOW. But holy crap is it expensive. It’s entirely possible to run up a $90 tab with just two people (no joke, I’ve done it), so take mom somewhere else to eat first….or fill her up on your crappy baking so all she’ll be able to stuff down is some cheese or something, because $90 aint no joke. Just be sure to snag a seat outside. Wait for it. Sitting inside means you’ll be conversing with Mom and the couples sitting to the left and right of you, which mom may not mind but leads to general awkwardness from being especially conscious of how much of your conversation your neighbors are privy to. Outside the tables are spaced better, and the mysterious laugher always serves as a nice distraction from your more personal conversations.

1511 Mt Diablo Blvd, Walnut Creek

(925) 979-0100

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Residual Sugar: Residual Sugar has all of the things moms love. Attentive and knowledgeable servers (no passive aggressive comments about ageism necessary), flattering lighting (even super foxy moms complain about the damage harsh florescent does to their self-esteem), and enough patrons in their 40s to keep your Mo from feeling out of place. If your Mom is strictly Napa she’s out of luck here, because Residual excels at focusing primarily on non-Californian wines. Every server seems to have a specialty (like Spanish wines), and will happily suggest a substitution, which is usually way better than what you would have picked out in the first place. They’re great if you’re indecisive, and quick to tell you which wines you don’t want if you show any sort of hesistancy or look to them for guidance. Also, if you don’t like talking to your mom, they usually have a local sports game or movie on the suuuuper high-def TV, so you can converse about how weird Ferris Bueller’s face looks when it’s that well-defined.

1684 Locust St, Walnut Creek

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Eleve: Is your mom a hip sexy mom? Don’t deny it. Are you grossed out yet? Probably because it’s true, which means you should take your mom to Eleve. The many-windowed modern-looking restaurant on the corner of Main and Civic houses a talented bar staff and that same dim lighting we previously mentioned (hide those wrinkles!), plus seemed larger and has been less crowded than Residual and Va de Vi during my visits. Once again, try and fill Mom up on cocktails (I’m a big fan of the Lonsdale) and make sure she doesn’t come hungry, because like all small plate places things add up quickly, and no number of fancy cocktails can ease the shock of that final bill.

1677 N. Main, Walnut Creek

(925) 979-1677

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Scott’s Seafood: Ugh, I’m actually groaning as I mention Scott’s in this because I’m going to assume it’s going to be a clusterfuck of dutiful children shelling out the $40 for the Sunday buffet come Mother’s Day, and also because nothing scares me more than hungry old people, and there’s nothing that gets them riled up like an unlimited buffet. With that aside, Scott’s Sunday champagne brunch is my favorite in the area, mainly because they pour unlimited mimosas, and you if you ask nicely you may be able to get the server to skip the O.J. Also, check out the dessert section in the buffet, and don’t forget they serve made-to-order waffles and pancakes (included in the price), which you can find on the table menus and not in the buffet.

1333 N. California Blvd, Walnut Creek

(925) 934-1300

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Sideboard: A little under the radar, and full of cozy country charm, Sideboard is an ideal place to a Mom who wants to escape from a hectic workweek or busy urban (let’s be real, suburban) life. Snag one of the outdoor dining tables (preferably next to someone’s adorable dog), cheers with their itty bitty water cups, and enjoy simple but fresh brunch items like poached eggs on Levain toast or huge cinnamon muffins. They also serve Blue Bottle coffee for fancy schmancy moms, and servers find your table with the help of table markers printed with funny food words like "legume" and "kumquat."

411 Hartz Ave, Danville

(925) 984-2713

(all photos from Yelp)